SHAQ-FU

This game isn’t so bad! It’s cheesy as $@#! but it’s an alright game. You know, it’s not worth diggin’ up your SNES and buying it but it’s a alright game. It’s basically Street Fighter with Shaq in it. The Story mode is stupid tho’

Shaq Is very slow so don’t pick him too much. But I love when he says stupid dialog after winning. “I SCHOOLED YOU POPS” Anyways If I was to rate this I would give it a 2 out of 5.

MICHAEL JORDAN: CHAOS IN THE WINDY CITY

This is more of an adventure game. With awesome contents such as Wheaties with MJ’s face on them, zombies with basket ball heads, and Gatorade.

Basically the story is that he’s practicing for a charity game, he recieves an note telling him to visit a certain place if he want’s to save his friends. This is a cool game. I like it. I give MJ a 4 out of 5.

-LJMIII

This blog is totally dead. I’m not good at this stuff. Maybe I’ll keep up during the summer.

HOLY $#@!*&

Is Lil Wayne really that great? Come on! He even bit the Illmatic style kid cover.

423,000 in first day sales?  My God. Sure, 437,000 is what Graduation got, but it was well deserved.

MF DOOM and Ghostface are definitely some of the best out. But DILLA, GHOST, and DOOM? Wow. Their newest* single for the upcoming “Swift & Changeable” album. The single contains the tracks “Sniperlite” and “Murda Goons” (!!!* The first and previous single was “Angeles” on that Nature Sounds comp.!!!)

and last but not least…

PANTS

Donuts is crazy. Like in “People” he says:
People! People the time has come…. my people! Hooold on!
Or in “Glazed” the sample says:
WAKE UP WORLD! WAKE UP WORLD! WAKE UP WORLD! YOU PIECE OF S**T I’M AFRAID! TIME’S RUNNING OUT!
Or in “Don’t Cry”
Lemme tell how my voice created an unbelievable baby! I can’t stand to see you cry! Bay-Bay! (His daughters?)
“Stop” claims that:
Hmmmmmmm you’re gonna wan’t me back, in your arms. You’re gonna need me! Is death real?
“Airworks” cries:
Owwwwwwwwwwwww. Oh No! Owwwwwwwwwwwww Together is where we Arrrrrrrrrrrre I don’t really care.
“Walkinonit” says
Broken into, broken endiiiing! Walking down the strip! Baby I won’t come back!
“Time: The Donut of the Heart” says
Okay okay, there comes a time. I looove you. The meaning of… me.
“Anti-Amercan Graffiti” tells you
My family my family is my historyyy. Crazy like the end end of the world all over again! Who’s gonna take the responsibility man? Just like the doctor said! Too much too soon!
And in the middle of “Workinonit” a vocal stab says:
Why me? Why me? Save me!!!
The “Donuts (Intro)” sample is called “When I Die”

Did you also notice metaphoars not in the samples?
Like “Donuts” is a full circle, the circle of life, the intro and outro blend perfectly well together.
The Donuts Outro is the first song and the intro is the last song, is this the intro to the afterlife? Or an introduction to a new age in hip-hop in general?

When I first heard this I didn’t listen carefully, but this morning I thought I’d revisit it. These aren’t coincidences. Rest In Peace to J Dilla, a true genius.

LOUDER!

LJMIII

‘Scuse Me! (Click the pic)

Sorry I’ve been so lazy. Ugh.

Enjoy Some Eddie Harris. Never heard of him? Then your in luck.

(Deep Breath)

He was born in 1934, In Chicago. At the age of five, he sang his local church choir. Eddie would sing and occasionally play the piano at this church.  He played religious songs then, nothing else. Then his cousin taught him how to read notes. When he got to college (Illinois at Navy Pier) he studied the classical saxophone. Later, he would sit in with greats such as Charlie Parker and Lester Young. Harris was drafted into the Army, working with electronics. He then joined the airborne unit, he said that he “Was disgusted at the many injuries he witnessed.” And created the ’7th Army Jazz Band’ from there, he went back to Chicago in 1960. He was signed as a pianist in Vee-Jay Recordings, sometimes playing the sax. He played sax in his song “Exodus” which made the billboard top 40 and made it gold, the first EVER gold record in jazz. He was also to perform “Freedom Jazz Dance” which has been performed by many, many artists. He then converted to a more funky sound. He loved to experiment, he said. With out it, he would be as famous as he is.

Eddie Harris died November 5th, 1996. He was 62.

(yes I did write that, MOM)

PRIMATE

Yo!!!!!

I’m sorry, I’m not very good at this ‘daily’ thing.

Today we have a good old Rene Costy song. Sampled by J Dilla.

WOOOOO

Yoooooooo! No. 13! My favorite number…

CELEBRATE!

Anyways, today’s daily funk has to be my favorite, so enjoy some Roy Ayers.

-LJMIII (I gotta go to school)

The best robut ever, make it work for you. Even if you have to make him move yourself!

Maybe they should rig him to shoot gasoline and fire flamethrowers….

-LJMIII

Ladies and gentlemen, we introduce the most paranoid bed ever…

THE QUANTAM(Yes, quantam) Sleeper. Let me list the features…

• 1.25″ Polycarbonate Bulletproof Plating/Shielding
• Bio-Chemical Filtered Ventilation Rebreather
• Control Panel Mode Selection (i.e., Basic System Ops., Intruder Setting, Energy Status, Lock Down, etc.)
• Cover & Door Actuators w/ Emergency Release
• One way see through head cover (reflective mirror on 2 sides and front)
• Safety Features (Proximity Sensor, O2 Sensor, Smoke Det., Motion Det. Ect,)
• Emergency Communication system (Cellular, Short-wave Radio, CB ect.)
• Audio Amplifier (Amplify sound from out side unit)
• Air/Water Tight Sealing External Override Key Pad & Remote Control Battery Backup Power Toiletry system

Ideal for any family being protected by kidnappings, bullets, and chemical attacks.

-LJMIII

YEAH!!! Some old beastie boys. Like, before they were rappin old.

If you don’t know about the beastie boys, off with your head.

Just Listen.